Davids Funny Page

What do you call a three legged donkey?

A Wonky!

How do you get two whales in a car?

Up the M4

(Get it? To Wales : Two Whales! Forget it!!!)

How many bill gates' does it take to screw in a lihgtbulb?

One. He puts it in place and the rest of the world revolves around him!